So yesterday at 11pm I stormed the rain just to watch a couple of fireworks go off. Not really a “captivating” intro but it’s my blog and I’m too lazy to bother thinking of a good one. Deal with it :). So 2014 just started in London about 6 hours ago and I went to the central London to view the fireworks go off at the London eye. Aside from watching 12,000 fireworks go off simultaneously for 11 minutes, it wasn’t all that great. Central London is generally overcrowded during the day with corporate suits strolling the streets, but at New Year’s Eve there were probably 100,000+ in attendance. Before we get onto that, let’s talk about actually getting there.
Well going there was a pain in the ass. The DLR to waterloo was packed. Just trying to fit onto the trains was a mission in itself, like trying to fit sardines into a tin can. Well to be fair a can of fish probably smelt better than the midnight carriage I was on. One of the most irritating things about going on the tube is parent bringing along children. Everyone who takes the DLR to Stanmore knows that when you go through the tunnel, your ears start to pop. Not only do you have to deal with the partial deafness, but also with the wretched sounds of children shouting and complaining to their parents that they can’t hear anything. Children should not be allowed to go to such events. They’re a liability. You always see a family that are dragging along their kids and constantly doing a head count to make sure that they aren’t lost. Well if you are so concerned about them, LEAVE THEM AT HOME. Even at Westminster Bridge there were parents putting their kids on their shoulders, not considering the fact that they were blocking everyone’s view.
Once you’ve gone out of waterloo station then comes the awkward moment of navigation. With the invention of Google maps it is relatively easy to figure out where to find a location. But my inner Guji keeps reminding me that I have only so much internet data. So I ended up following the crowd rather than referring to any form of maps. There was no stopping. There was always this constant push of people from behind you that urged you to go forward. You would notice one or two people that were trying to go the opposite other direction. These poor simpletons were trying to go against the concentration gradient that are people funnelling out from Waterloo station. Studying biology, you could work out that that didn’t get them too far!
Trying to find a good spot during New Year’s Eve is near impossible. Despite the fact I arrived an hour before midnight, Westminster Bridge was packed out with people. So then came even more following. Like a herd of sheep we followed each other through inroads and back alley ways in order to get to the other side of London Bridge. Eventually we found a spot where it was a decent location to the London Eye, but then came my dislike of human behaviour.
The smell of both skunk weed and Smirnoff fill the air. Occasionally a drunkard would stumble down the street, bumping into street lamp, post boxes and people, not knowing if he was at the jubilee gardens or in Narnia. The discarded bottles of what once was a bottle of Sainsbury own brand wine, litter the streets. I feel sorry for the guys that have to clean up tomorrow. The fragrance of recreational drugs along with the horse excrement from the riot police horses whaft the surrounding air. Everyone looks at their phones, counting down the minutes until the clock strike 12. Now it’s bad enough that its cold out, but what really rubbed salt into the wounds was that the heavens opened up and it started to rain. Now we have this situation where people bring out their umbrellas further blocking our peripheral view. Eventually they received the disgruntled jeers of those behind and take down their umbrellas.
Now the countdown: 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… HAPPY NEW YEAR! 12 minutes of constant fireworks light up the night, exploding and sizzling. You hear the gasps and awes from everyone as thousands of fireworks dance across the blank canvas that is the night sky. It was amazing to watch and for a second it was all worth it. But like all god thing they end. So then came the slow death march.
Once the excitement was over, everyone walked back towards the train station. Now you have to realize that there is free travel during new years after 12, so everyone took the train back home. Now there are 100,000+ people and a pathetic excuse of a transport system… what could go wrong? One hour and 30 mins it took to get from Hungerford Bridge to Waterloo stations. An hour and thirty minutes. Not only was it the sheer magnitude of the crowd, but the fact that there were people taking “selfies” in the middle of the street, not considering the ramifications it caused to the mob that were behind them, halting the passage of movement like cholesterol in the arteries. People feeling sick after downing bottles of cheap vodka only worsened this problem.
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P.S. And a Happy New 🙂